Good God I've become a *Girlie* Girl

Someone needs to arrest me because I'm starting to become a monster.  Not really.  Lately I've been on a binge to completely revamp my beauty regimen and give myself a little more TLC.  I'm pushing myself to my limits and some things are more apparent then others.  This is fun and awful at the same time.  Things I've learned:

1. I hate nail polish on my fingernails.  I think it's ugly.  Unless it's clear. (The above picture will never be my hands)
2. Vitamins do a body good, but never take them without food.  So now that's another item shoved into my purse for later consumption since I don't eat till like 2 p.m. or later anyway.
3. I need to invest in more skirts.  Not dresses.  There is a difference.
4. I need to invest in more recent clothing in general.  I'm a grown up now and should wear whatever the hell I want, but this does not include shit I wore in high school.  Being grown up means incorporating expensive tastes, and (since this is what *I* do apparently) make my own awesome shit because no one with my salary can afford Betsey Johnson.
5. Washing your face day and night is AWESOME for your skin.  Don't believe me?  Try it for a week and see what happens.
6. Flossing is more important than brushing your teeth.  Do it at least twice a day.  Your gums will always bleed, but not as much as in the beginning, or pre-floss days.
7. Drink water all the time.  Like invest in a water bottle and fill it up 3 times a day.  (I have yet to actually really incorporate this into my day schedule, but it's happening)
8. Makeup isn't necessary, but it makes people more likely to talk to you in public, and gives you some really great new haters! (haters exist everywhere, but ones that hate you for taking care of yourself are a whole new breed)
9. Christmas time I'll be going blonde for the first time in like 8 years.  Who wants to place bets on how that's gonna turn out?  Here's an idea of what shade I'm aiming for: 

I'm still holding onto the fact that I hate pink (only allowed in minuscule amounts) and I'll always try and put a little punk into what I wear.  Plus I really can't be a sheep.  That's too painful for the creative guru in me.  And the only reason I haven't kept up my cute short 'do is because hair cuts are fucking expensive.  I don't have $50 to blow on maintaining an awesomely sassy and sweet pixie cut.  So for now, let the awkward stages begin for growing out my hair!!  (sarcasm)

If anything else, I'm also trying to adapt all my health and beauty products to a more natural and eco-friendly base.  Burt's Bee's has some awesome stuff and I'm trying to figure out what stuff actually is right for my skin since I've never tried anything other than acne medicated junk that never did anything for me except dry the crap out of my skin and make me break out in weird areas.  I am interested in seeing a real dermatologist just to get the 411 on my skin and what's actually going on with me since I'm basically an idiot.  Oh, and speaking of doctor's appointments, I should get to the dentist about getting my wisdom teeth taken out (a girl in my film studies class just had hers out and she claims it's not nearly as bad as everyone claims it to be, plus she was going to class the day after she got them out), and get another physical done.  Yay blood work!  Plus I need to update my doctor on the family history.  Wondrous? I think not really.  I've been meaning to go see an eye doctor too, but I don't want to get glasses yet.  Pretty sure that's gonna have to happen in the next couple of years though...